Cardiology (Homestuck, PG, Dirk/Jake)

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Title: Cardiology
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,425
Genre: Romance, character study, angst I guess?
Fandom: Homestuck
Pairings: Dirk Strider/Jake English
Warnings: Medical technobabble, non-squicky but still violent injury metaphors
Summary: Brobot is your finest work. You're sending it to Jake so he can tear it apart.
Author's Note: An EKG, also called an electrocardiogram, is this. (Help, I've fallen into DirkJake and I can't get up.)
Cross-Posts: AO3, Tumblr.


( The average human heart beats 2.21 billion times over a lifespan. )