Bonjour (Pokemon, Green/Red, one-shot)

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Title: Bonjour
Rating: G
Word Count: 212
Genre: Humor
Fandom: Pokémon
Pairings: Green/Red
Warnings: THIS IS REALLY STUPID
Summary: French is the language of love.
Author's Note: I write stupid things for the people I love:

[23:28] kuruk: I want fic where Green tries to woo Red/Leaf on S.S. Anne by speaking in really bad French.
[23:28] outstretched: ;ASDJAER;ASER
[23:29] kuruk: ;__;

Also thank you to rax's beau for being kind enough to provide me with intentionally horrible French translations for this ;_;
Cross-posts: AO3.


( "Hey, Red, what's the rush?" )